This is like a craft project gone hideously, dramatically, awry
Since Pammy is known for her boobs, I thought I might as well even the playing field and show you that Fabby, too, isn’t shy about flashing the lady-parts. And, as this was at the Met Ball, flashing them to Anna Wintour:
[Photo by Splash]
Clearly, she was so busy making sure her sparkly nipple-covers were well placed that the poor child had no time to comb her hair. Luckily, the poor child doesn’t always neglect her coif:
[Photo by Splash]
This is like a craft project gone hideously, dramatically, awry. Ought one REALLY match one’s floral headdress to one’s shredded, overly-appliqued dress? Her head looks like it’s going to a Frieda Kahlo-themed costume party, and the rest of her looks like she got into a catfight in Michael’s.
On the other hand, Pammy could have used a trip to the craft store, if only to make sure she had enough double-sided tape to hold this number in place should the over-extended buttons go rogue:
[Photo by Splash]SHINY! Girlfriend looks like the world’s oldest Pink Lady. Though perhaps that “formal” look is better than the usual:
[Photo by Splash]
GOOD GOD LADY PUT THAT AWAY. When you need a bikini wax to wear shorts, said shorts are officially TOO SHORT.
[Photo by Splash]
Clearly, she was so busy making sure her sparkly nipple-covers were well placed that the poor child had no time to comb her hair. Luckily, the poor child doesn’t always neglect her coif:
[Photo by Splash]
This is like a craft project gone hideously, dramatically, awry. Ought one REALLY match one’s floral headdress to one’s shredded, overly-appliqued dress? Her head looks like it’s going to a Frieda Kahlo-themed costume party, and the rest of her looks like she got into a catfight in Michael’s.
On the other hand, Pammy could have used a trip to the craft store, if only to make sure she had enough double-sided tape to hold this number in place should the over-extended buttons go rogue:
[Photo by Splash]SHINY! Girlfriend looks like the world’s oldest Pink Lady. Though perhaps that “formal” look is better than the usual:
[Photo by Splash]
GOOD GOD LADY PUT THAT AWAY. When you need a bikini wax to wear shorts, said shorts are officially TOO SHORT.
