ONLY QUASI

No joke, I am 100% sure Joan Collins owns this and has worn it in public — sans, of course, the flesh-toned fringed shoes that make it look as though Juliette’s feet are coming off in strips. And it takes a lot of woman to quasi — ONLY QUASI — pull off a sequined jumpsuit. But I am beginning to see a method to her madness: the Juliette of yore was often seen in skintight polyester jumpsuits, like a sweat-stained superhero fallen on hard times. And in comparison, this — although not entirely flattering to the hips and thighs (and god knows, if she looks Not Her Best in this, what would happen to the rest of us?) — almost looks elegant.