Okay, I realize this was part of the whole “anything can happen” theme of the evening, but…


It was only seven years ago that Eva was Miss Corpus Christi. Ergo, her strutting onstage in a complex, confusing bathing suit looking every inch like a pageant princess — not to mention the fact that she’ll do anything for attention, and seriously, WHAT is going on with her hair? — is not, in fact, terribly surprising. More shocking would have been her showing up in pants and a sweater, without makeup, while loudly declaring herself celibate. Now there’s a jaw-dropper.