When Emma Watson wore this, Jessica astutely noted that if it had been Boobs Legsly in that dress, it would’ve been figure-skating jokes aplenty. Well, Legsly hasn’t worn it exactly, but she’s done her version of it:
However, to her credit, instead of filling my head with triple toe-loop cracks, she’s instead made me wonder why a lady would wear a dress that makes it look like her bikini line is wearing a Welcome Back Kotter wig. 
Judging by the number of photos in our subscriptions of this outfit — that is, two — compared to the roughly sixty of her in a coat, I’m guessing Blake ended up either agreeing with me, or wishing she hadn’t worn a white bra (unless that’s Boobs’ way of giving them the spotlight on a day when her neckline flirts more with her collarbone than her areolae). And I can’t say I blame her:


[Photo: Splash News]
That is one seriously cute metallic coat. I hope it calls me later. I think we’d both like to see Burlesque.