I just realized that Desperate Housewives is STILL ON. I haven’t watched it in years. Every fall, I think, “maybe I’ll pick up DH again,’ and then I end up with like six unwatched episodes on my DVR and decide to cut my losses. It’s not your fault, Eva, I actually think you are surprisingly great on that show. (Or you were.) But THIS? This IS your fault:

Or your stylist’s — isn’t your stylist Robert Verdi, he of the Logo reality show and ever-present sunglasses? I often see you together at fashion week, chit-chatting cheerfully. Which of you is to blame for this? Can you just blame each other? Or some one else altogether, so as to save your friendship? Because, honey, SOMEONE is going to need to take the fall.