Oh, AmTamb. Please tell me this is some kind of a joke. You seem smart. I feel like you could potentially be the sort of person who would wear a possibly polyester, high-waisted jumpsuit with complicated shoulder holes because you think it’s high-larious:


You know, like maybe this is a homework assignment from The Chloe Sevigny School of  Ironic Dressing? And this week they’re covering Weirdly Dated and Mostly Unflattering, with an emphasis on Shiny? Am I right? You get an A! Now, for the love of little green apples, please change.