So, up is down and down is up on the Upper East Side. Blair Waldorf came home from Paris in strapless jumpsuits, Chuck Bass is primed to give lectures about how and where to dip your pH stick, and apparently Serena is having a Chico’s kind of day:

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I want to think it’s fabulously over-the-top and full of voluminous goodness, but there is a very loud part of my brain that wonders if she thinks the dawning of the Age of Aquarius refers to the departure of a sexagenarian mogul’s yacht in St. Tropez.