Fug File: Awards & Galas BAFTAs Rumor-Mongering Carpet: Jessica Alba Feb 16, 2011 By Jessica AT 2:00 pm 15 Please to note: I wrote this entry last night at like 3am. AHEM: It’s a tale as old as time — although not mentioned specifically in Beauty and the Beast: When you are living though a time of an unprecedented upswing in celebrity pregnancies, and you are a celebrity who may or may not need a wee extra bit of attention — after all, how long has it been since you knew or cared this much about what’s happening to Selma Blair? — it is very possibly in your best interest to either decide to get knocked up yourself, or to at least FLOAT THE NOTION VISUALLY. But I think she actually might be. LOOK: Also posted in Awards & Galas , BAFTAs, blue, Jessica Alba react: * 15 * * * * Grammy Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Florence Welch Feb 16, 2011 By Heather AT 1:00 pm 33 Florence Welch Florence WelchFlorence WelchFlorence WelchFlorence Welch 5 photos in gallery I’m sure this will upset a lot of people, because Florence Welch is a Beloved Indie-Type Musical Person Who Is Only Recently Becoming Mainstream So Stop Harshing Her Buzz, Evil Fug Girls. But the thing is, she is not Bjork, and so I am not quite yet ready to give her a pass for a caftanic ode to avian mating rituals. In fact — and this is not entirely Florence’s fault — I’d like to issue a moratorium on swans. Can we JUST do a different motif, please, soon? Turns out Bjork was actually ten years ahead of her time, which by my math means we have about four years before we’re all wearing thneeds. Also posted in Awards & Galas, Fug or Fab, Photos , Grammys, Florence Welch react: * 33 * * * * Grammy Awards Fug Carpet: Ciara Feb 16, 2011 By Heather AT 12:00 pm 20 Why, hello, Ciara! Ciara She looks so innocent from this angle, almost like she’s a gently glamorous music teacher conducting some kind of children’s choir in a rousing version of “Do You Hear The People Sing?” however Also posted in Awards & Galas , Grammys, Ciara react: * 20 * * * * Grammy Awards Glee Carpet: Fugs and Fabs Feb 16, 2011 By Heather AT 11:00 am 21 Kevin McHale Dianna AgronJenna UshkowitzAmber RileyNaya Rivera 5 photos in gallery Sometimes it’s easier to deal with the Glee table in one fell swoop, since about ninety percent of them tend to attend every event together (although Lea still gets her own slideshow, because, well, we imagine that’s kind of what the experience of working with her is like). We’ll start with Artie up there, because he is so cute and dapper… except… except… it kind of looks like he’s a very confused mobster, whom nobody told that the gun harness is supposed to go under your tux jacket, and who therefore is going to get arrested before he even makes it inside the speakeasy. Sorry, Artie. We’ll visit you in the pokey. Also posted in Awards & Galas, Photos , Glee, Grammys, Amber Riley, Jenna Ushkowitz, Matthew Morrison, Kevin McHale, Dianna Agron, Naya Rivera react: * 21 * * * * BAFTAs Well-Played and Also EMOTIONALLY PERPLEXING: Helena Bonham Carter 2011 adwards

So many conflicting emotions:

1. She looks great.
2. I MISS THE CRAZY.
3. Speaking of, I forgot how crazy gorgeous she actually is. Remember this?

(From A Room With a View, of course — perhaps my favorite movie ever and one in which each role is truly perfectly cast. Also: full frontal male nudity. You know, just in case you haven’t seen it. You probably should.)
Also:

1. She has aged surprisingly little
2. She may have, secretly, when she’s not doing it with a blender, some of the best hair ever — hair which, in fact, prompted my mother during the period in which I was watching RWaV regularly to lament that I should probably get a perm.
3. I do miss the crazy. What am I supposed to do with myself if HBC doesn’t show up places dressed like a pirate wench? I loved the pirate wench craziness.
4. OMG, you don’t think a return to normalcy signals PROBLEMS WITH TIM BURTON? I mean, HE is ALSO wacky, so if she de-wackifies….no. No, I can’t deal with that. Talk about two people who seem perfectly suited to one another. And it was just Valentine’s Day. Surely all is well. I will brook no argument.
5. What does this mean in light of her widely reported statement that her Oscars look will “probably be a catastrophe”? Is she lulling us into a false sense of security??? That is WILY.
6. I love her. The end.