Sometimes it’s easier to deal with the Glee table in one fell swoop, since about ninety percent of them tend to attend every event together (although Lea still gets her own slideshow, because, well, we imagine that’s kind of what the experience of working with her is like).
We’ll start with Artie up there, because he is so cute and dapper… except… except… it kind of looks like he’s a very confused mobster, whom nobody told that the gun harness is supposed to go under your tux jacket, and who therefore is going to get arrested before he even makes it inside the speakeasy. Sorry, Artie. We’ll visit you in the pokey.

Dianna Agron
Often accused of being boring and overly girly, this seems like Dianna's attempt to rough things up a little bit. The dress is fine but I am not a fan of Dianna when she over-smokes he r eyes -- she did this at the SAGs, too, and I don't think it worked there either. It changes her face a bit too much.
Jenna Ushkowitz
This, I think is sort of kicky. Or maybe it's just Jenna herself making it look like fun. Regardless, I'm not mad at her for it, and in fact think Dianna Agron should've thrown down with her over it.
Amber Riley
 I both like this, and think the fabric looks like a scene from a REALLY freaky video game. I also can't figure out why she's wearing such an elaborate Egyptian leash, unless it was supposed to be symbolic of... freedom, and Cairo, and... yeah, no, still confused.
Naya Rivera
 This mullet is ridiculous. It looks like her dress is peeing fabric. Note to self: Never wear something that looks like it had an accident in the bathroom line.