At first, I thought this photo was going to be of Blake Lively. You can probably guess why:

Mountains of hair, low cut, lots of leg, and — which you’ll see after the jump — an open back:



Love the hair — it’s very Betty Draper Goes To Rome. But I hate those absurd shoes — they remind me of those dumb ones Marc Jacobs sent down the runway a year or so ago, where the heel stuck out from the ball of the foot — and the whole thing is a tad reminiscent of a strip-club waitress on the Starship Enterprise.
It’s just a lot: big sleeves + torso acreage + leathery v-neck detail + short skirt + open back + weird fastener thing that I see in this picture + “directional” shoes + spray tan that has rubbed off in her knee-pits + demi-beehive. I think subtracting a small handful of those elements would’ve made this less Hello Commander Riker, May I Bring You A Drink While You Make Eyes At Deanna Troi?  Secretly I’m intrigued by the sleeves. I just think they might ice this particular cake a little too heavily.
What do you think? Hash it out in the comments. Don’t stray off-topic, don’t abuse each other, don’t leave me this way, don’t you forget about me.