Okay, first and foremost, this is the part where I note that I LOVE Katie Cassidy on Melrose Place, and if that show gets canceled — which I hope it does not, because it’s actually kind of awesome — she better get another job, because she’s rad.


And this is the part where I note that I am already over the Long Extension-Filled Braid look — it’s so Chloe Sevigny on Big Love, and while the Sev is literally so freaking genius on that show that it has made me look at her wacktacular red carpet ensembles with a whole new fondness, dressing like her Big Love character is NOT A GOOD IDEA — and her dress looks like an anemic cocktail frock that got in a fight with a whole packet of those little sticky-tab-y things that lawyers and accountants stick on documents to note where you need to put your John Hancock — or your Jane Hancock, I guess. Don’t get me wrong: I LOVE office supplies. Sincerely. Buying new notebooks and pencils was always my favorite part of back-to-school shopping. (At least, it was after I started having to wear a uniform and there were no longer clothes to buy. Remind me to tell you guys, some time, the way I decided I was going to sue the school for infringing on our collective intellectual property rights by forcing us to wear uniforms, and how after about a week I decided that was idiotic because uniforms are both cute and deliciously easy. I then decided to sue the school for invasion of privacy when they instituted random locker checks, which I never got around to doing, but which I still feel was a stronger case. Yes, I was a handful. What the HELL was I even talking about?)
Oh, Katie. Right. Well, I was all set to put this to a vote, but I clearly talked myself into voting AGAINST, even if I do treasure her. Still, no reason for me to infringe on your right to your vote: