Tony Awards Telecast Fug: Katie Holmes 2011
DANIEL RADCLIFFE: Well. Now I understand how Tom feels.
KATIE HOLMES: Oh, aren’t you kind.
DANIEL: No, I don’t mean, “I feel lucky,” I mean, “I feel tiny.”
KATIE: Oh. Well. Tom is only tiny in stature. He is mighty in–
DANIEL: Mighty in blindness, I’ll tell you that much.
KATIE: Excuse me?
DANIEL: The guy lives his life at eye-level with your chest, and he didn’t stop you from wearing that? You’re going to have bruised cleavage by the time you get home.
KATIE: Oh, well… he did say SOMETHING when I left, but I couldn’t hear him. His mouth is so far away from my ears, you know. Usually he stands on the couch.
DANIEL: I shall try that next time.
KATIE: Don’t worry, there won’t be a next time.