Fug or Fab the Cover: Katie Holmes 2011
I bet Elle is feeling awkward about this cover line, considering it refers to a Kennedys mini-series that The History Channel recently refused to air after viewing it. (They’re saying it’s not accurate enough, or something, but it all rings a bit odd.)
However, no less awkward is the reference to seven rules of personal style, juxtaposed with Katie SURELY breaking one of those rules by wearing a glorified disco-movie leotard. Her face looks great, and I like the accessories, but I can’t get over how dopey I think that thing looks — especially how it’s all slouchy and baggy right near the waistband of the pants, like it’s not merely a leotard but a badly made one. It should surprise no one that it’s apparently from her Holmes & Yang line, which has I think distinguished itself with uninspired designs and a horrible fit.
But she does otherwise look fine — although I am not fond of armpits in photos, particularly — and it’s at least a sleek look that’s well-accessorized. So I’ll be democratic about it and throw this to a vote. Am I being too hard on poor RoboKate? Should I go out and buy a bathing suit and wear it with all my pants?
However, no less awkward is the reference to seven rules of personal style, juxtaposed with Katie SURELY breaking one of those rules by wearing a glorified disco-movie leotard. Her face looks great, and I like the accessories, but I can’t get over how dopey I think that thing looks — especially how it’s all slouchy and baggy right near the waistband of the pants, like it’s not merely a leotard but a badly made one. It should surprise no one that it’s apparently from her Holmes & Yang line, which has I think distinguished itself with uninspired designs and a horrible fit.
But she does otherwise look fine — although I am not fond of armpits in photos, particularly — and it’s at least a sleek look that’s well-accessorized. So I’ll be democratic about it and throw this to a vote. Am I being too hard on poor RoboKate? Should I go out and buy a bathing suit and wear it with all my pants?