Oh, Santana. At the Globes, you hoisted them front and center (and how).

And now at the SAGs, you’re shoving them off to the side? Mating them with your armpits? Trying to put softballs in a golf-ball-sized case? No. It’s too far in the other direction. (And it’s ruining my enjoyment of an otherwise really pretty gown, which I wish I could’ve seen on somebody for whose cup volume it was ideally designed.) Although I admire how you’re getting them to stay so pertly aloft. That is some quality tape. I wonder if I could use that to hang some of my pictures. Beats putting a nail hole in the wall.