This doesn’t seem all that bad from certain angles.

But now take a look at it from another side:



I think the skirt might be… translucent? And What is the bodice doing? I seriously doubt Kim Kardashian’s left boob has just challenged the right one to a race where the finish line is at her navel. So there is really no good reason for it to look like it’s hanging lower. DOES it? I don’t know. If so, that’s fine. But that’s why God made supportive undergarments. He really cares. I think that was on one of the stone tablets Moses dropped on his way up the mountain: “Thou shalt not juggle thy breasts unfairly.” Truth.