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JULIETTE LEWIS: Oh my GOOOOOOD, it’s YOOOU! Heyyyyy!
CAMERON RICHARDSON: Hey, Juliette. That’s a nice… bra. Is your shirt supposed to be open, or did you just unzip it?
JULIETTE: So, like, WHAAAT is the deal with you? Are you dead?
CAMERON: Dead? Excuse me?
JULIETTE: On Lost! Are you dead? Why are you hanging out with Jack’s dad?
CAMERON: I think there’s been a misunderstanding.
JULIETTE: And what happened with your character on Dawson’s Creek? Pacey was so cute.
CAMERON: It’s…
JULIETTE: What was it like going from that show to Laguna Beach, though? Was it, like, totally rock-and-roll BITCHIN’, or was it a bummer?
CAMERON: I’m not any of those people.
JULIETTE: Whaaaaat? You’re not Kate Hudson?
CAMERON: Kate Hudson isn’t any of those people, either.
JULIETTE: Duuude, my crochet hat must be too tight today! I just thought Kate was here doing some Method study on what it’s like to be a waitress at El Wacko Taco.
CAMERON: Nooo….
JULIETTE: So sorry! Can I at least get two pitchers of margaritas for my table? And some guac. It’s soooooo soothing on your face on a hot night.
CAMERON: Look, lady… wait, hang on, I would actually kind of love to see that. Be right back.