I said something about Whip It! during Fug Madness and some of y’all were up in arms that I didn’t love it. Dear reader, with all due respect, I did not. I thought it was a very, very good idea turned into a bit of the proverbial hot mess. It felt like it was conceived as a period piece and then that idea was sort of excised but not removed wholly, and, honestly, they lost me when Kristen Wiig turned to Ellen Page and seriously told her she needed “MORE LASHBLAST.” I am, as they say, so sure. (When a line causes the audience to wonder if you’re being meta, or just clunky, it doesn’t matter if you’re being meta because it’s just too clunky.) HOWEVER:

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