Wow. I hope model Agyness Deyn’s 15 minutes are ticking to an end, because I am seriously, seriously over this ass clown:
[Photo: WENN]
I mean, COME ON. I’m sure she got this from some designer at London Fashion Week because she walked in his or her show, but Agyness, you don’t have to wear all of this stuff for REAL. You treat it like any other pastel nightmare of a Cosby sweater that your grandparents gave you for Christmas: You hold it up, you exclaim something vague and not-entirely-fibbed like, “Oh my, that pattern is so unique,” or, “Hooray, you remembered that the circle is my favorite shape,” and you might even put it on for an hour in the safe confines of your own home just so they think they’ve hit a home run — and then as soon as you’re out of their eyeline (or faced with leaving the house), you put it back in the box and think, “Damn, I dodged a bullet there, I am GOOD,” and give it to Goodwill. But not before you write a thank-you note saying something about how the design totally changed the way you look at coasters. Now, for the love of God, GO INSIDE, crackmonkey.