I was just wondering the other day what happened to model Agyness Deyn here. (By the way, did you know her real name is actually the very y-deprived Laura Hollins? According to Wikipedia, “Deyn’s name was apparently coined to further her modeling career after she consulted her mother’s friend, a numerology expert, who advised her of the most ‘fortuitous’ way to spell the name ‘Agnes’.” I always just assumed her given name WAS Agnes and she was spelling it wackily, and that ergo I would probably be more successful if I started spelling my name, “Jyssykah” but it turns out I should probably start going by, like, “Ethyyll.”) You see, it’s not that I thought she’d retired or anything, I just hadn’t seen her out and about as much wearing, like, neon buckets on her head, or the like. Thank goodness something dragged her out:

Although this…happened last night, I can only presume she’s just blowing through discarded Halloween costumes and this was originally intended to serve as Haute Couture Oliver Extra, or someone who is really, really into those Jack in the Box “Bowl Cut” commercials. But…what’s going on with her FACE?


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