Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth at Coachella earlier this year

Us Weekly is breaking the news this morning that Kate Bosworth and her boyfriend, True Blood star Alexander Skarsgard, have split up. "Guess it wasn't true love!" it says in the story, which almost certainly wasn't written by a straight man:
After nearly two years together, True Blood's Alexander Skarsgard and 21 actress Kate Bosworth have called it quits, Us Weekly has confirmed exclusively.

"It was very mutual," a source tells the new issue of Us. "And it happened a while ago."

During a July 21 Film District bash at Comic-Con in San Diego, the actor, 34, flirted with a brunette -- and left the party with her.

"He's single," confirms a source, "and he is loving the attention!"

This seems like a bit of an overreaction by Alexander. I mean, *technically*, blowjobs aren't really cheating. Besides, I didn't even call her afterwards . . . just seemed a little too "clingy" to me, like she'd start crying or something if I hooked up with one of her friends. No thank you. I don't need that kind of drama in my life.