SAG Awards Well Played: Hotties In Cleveland 2011 adwards

VALERIE BERTINELLI: Remember when I was just that lady who married Eddie Van Halen?
JANE LEEVES: Remember when I was Frasier’s sassy housekeeper?
WENDIE MALICK: Remember Just Shoot Me? Do you think anybody thought that in 2011 David Spade and I would each still be on television?
VALERIE: I kind of want to walk up to the whippersnappers and tell them to suck it.
JANE: LET’S DO IT.
WENDIE: First one to the Glee table gets twenty bucks to touch Matt Morrison’s hair. GO!
VALERIE: You know, I kind of wish we could've been on Hot In Las Vegas, or something. I mean, I did all that damn Jenny Craig, can a girl get a swimming pool scene up in here?

JANE: I know. If I look this good two months before my fiftieth birthday, I feel like we're at least owed a Hot In Cleveland Goes To Hawaii episode.

WENDIE: Okay, here's a thought -- I'll hang out here and hold out my skirt, which I did in almost every single shot at this event, in the hopes that someone thinks I'm sending a very cryptic message and then decides to build an entire Lost-themed episode of our show that requires shooting it on location.VALERIE: Okay, as long as we don't have to go in that crazy temple.
JANE: Or the hatch.
VALERIE: Or those cages.
JANE: I could do Dharmaville, though.
WENDIE: Okay. When the producers ask me why I did this, I will tell them that the answer is in Dharmaville.
VALERIE: You know that was probably a built set, though.
WENDIE: DON'T RUIN THIS.