SAG Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Natalie Portman 2011
Well! I like it better than her Globes dress, so at least there’s
that. And I think she actually works the white almost better than anyone
— it’s just flattering with her coloring. But here’s the thing: I’m not
entirely sure I’m in love with the way this fits. Am I craaaaaaaaazy as
a swan? Let’s take a closer look and find out.
But...is it...a size too small? Is that possible? I mean, I guess when
you're pregnant, it's TOTALLY possible to wake up one morning and
realize, "yikes, this is a little tight on my butt." On the other hand,
it's also totally possible to get a formal gown that doesn't have such a
slim cut when you're in a period of your life during which your butt
might secretly grow on you overnight.
mean..a little too snug, right? Man. I feel too creepy if I spend too
long looking at Natallie Portman's butt, even if I'm just trying to
figure out how I feel about her dress. Let's go back to the poll and
vote.
But...is it...a size too small? Is that possible? I mean, I guess when
you're pregnant, it's TOTALLY possible to wake up one morning and
realize, "yikes, this is a little tight on my butt." On the other hand,
it's also totally possible to get a formal gown that doesn't have such a
slim cut when you're in a period of your life during which your butt
might secretly grow on you overnight.
