You know, for all our old-crone squawking about Boobs Legsly here, I must admit that I rather like the kid. Behind all my, “OMG PUT IT AWAY GIRLFRIEND” pearl-clutching, I do think she’s quite pretty and she seems like a very nice girl — no scandals, no pop songs, no spray tan product lines, anyway, and that’s certainly refreshing. As is the lack of Massive Cleavage in her look last night:

On the other hand, this is essentially a tweed mini-skirt and an alarmingly brief crop top patched into a dress with the help of a sheer panel. I find it simultaneously cute and totally crazy, kind of like Paula Abdul.