Fug Madness 2011, Round Two continued: Charo Bracket
I admit, as pajamas, I think this is very cute:
[Photo: WENN.com]
As flattering stage-wear, it fills me with the deepest concern. One is not supposed to go outside looking like this — well, maybe to get the newspaper, but that’s it. One can read said newspaper out by one’s pool like this, one can flit around giving everyone pancakes like this, one can drink one’s coffee whilst spying out the kitchen window at one’s neighbor’s like this, ONE CAN NOT PERFORM LIKE THIS. In addition to being madly unflattering, it just makes you look like you’re doing some kind of sleep-singing.
Lily’s on a bit of a nightgown kick, lately:
[Photo: WENN.com]
At least the accessories here gave the APPEARANCE of not exactly being out and about in her nightgown. Note to self: when wearing nightdress out to event, just toss on loads of eyeliner.
And then there is Solange:
[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
On one hand, she’s wearing that to an LGBT event, so I have to give her props for deciding to wear the Gay Pride flag in a very creative way. On the other hand: CATSUIT + PAINT EYEBROWS.
I saw this particular outfit in person:
[Photo: WENN.com]
It was at Fashion Week. I ran back to Heather afterwards and said, ‘Oh my god, Solange is here! Her skirt is covered in grommets and she’s wearing a polka dotted cap. I’ve MISSED HER.” I stand by that.
(3) JENNIFER
LOPEZ v. (11) AUBREY
O’DAY
“Hi there, lovers!
I know you expected to hear from J. Lo today, but she’s indisposed. Instead, it’s ME! AUBREY O’DAY. Jennifer’s current competitor and Fug Madness DEFENDING CHAMPION!
[Photo: WENN.com]
As flattering stage-wear, it fills me with the deepest concern. One is not supposed to go outside looking like this — well, maybe to get the newspaper, but that’s it. One can read said newspaper out by one’s pool like this, one can flit around giving everyone pancakes like this, one can drink one’s coffee whilst spying out the kitchen window at one’s neighbor’s like this, ONE CAN NOT PERFORM LIKE THIS. In addition to being madly unflattering, it just makes you look like you’re doing some kind of sleep-singing.
Lily’s on a bit of a nightgown kick, lately:
[Photo: WENN.com]
At least the accessories here gave the APPEARANCE of not exactly being out and about in her nightgown. Note to self: when wearing nightdress out to event, just toss on loads of eyeliner.
And then there is Solange:
[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
On one hand, she’s wearing that to an LGBT event, so I have to give her props for deciding to wear the Gay Pride flag in a very creative way. On the other hand: CATSUIT + PAINT EYEBROWS.
I saw this particular outfit in person:
[Photo: WENN.com]
It was at Fashion Week. I ran back to Heather afterwards and said, ‘Oh my god, Solange is here! Her skirt is covered in grommets and she’s wearing a polka dotted cap. I’ve MISSED HER.” I stand by that.
LOPEZ v. (11) AUBREY
O’DAY
“Hi there, lovers!
I know you expected to hear from J. Lo today, but she’s indisposed. Instead, it’s ME! AUBREY O’DAY. Jennifer’s current competitor and Fug Madness DEFENDING CHAMPION!
“I decided I didn’t want to let J Lo talk to you all today, because I was worried that her majestic powers of persuasion would give her an unfair advantage! So I lured her outside her giant mansion by leading her to believe my dog was an unusually yappy rodent, hell-bent on destroying her rose garden (I dyed him, and then stuck some fake ears on him! Just like any other Tuesday!) and then once she was outside, I whacked her on the head with a brick and rolled her under a tree. I thought someone with the balls to dress like a boxer and hop around as pictured above would have better upper body strength, but she was easily subdued!
Then I went into the house and tried on her ugly corduroy jumpsuit!
[Photo: WENN.com]
“It looks awesome on me, but not as good as what I was wearing originally. SEE:
[Photo: WENN.com]
“I had to wear my leopard print negligee in order to channel the animalistic power I knew it would take to subdue a woman like J Lo! Also, it makes me sort of look like Snooki and I hope maybe eventually people will get us confused and I’ll get free drinks out of it! Anyway, after I rummaged through J Lo’s house and stole a few boxes of Girl Scout cookies, I left, because I had a dance recital to attend. SEE?
[Photo: WENN.com]
“So pretty! So much like a ballerina! Such an adorable princess, even if my nipple IS showing a little bit! Please vote for me and not that mean old wackjob J Lo! Don’t you love me any more? Don’t you want me to win two years in a row? J Lo has twins and a mansion and that skinny dude and those great highlights and I have….dogs, that I dye to match my outfits. YOU GUYS, I DESERVE THIS.
LOVE,
Aubrey O’Day, Fug Madness Champion 2009″
Then I went into the house and tried on her ugly corduroy jumpsuit!
[Photo: WENN.com]
“It looks awesome on me, but not as good as what I was wearing originally. SEE:
[Photo: WENN.com]
“I had to wear my leopard print negligee in order to channel the animalistic power I knew it would take to subdue a woman like J Lo! Also, it makes me sort of look like Snooki and I hope maybe eventually people will get us confused and I’ll get free drinks out of it! Anyway, after I rummaged through J Lo’s house and stole a few boxes of Girl Scout cookies, I left, because I had a dance recital to attend. SEE?
[Photo: WENN.com]
“So pretty! So much like a ballerina! Such an adorable princess, even if my nipple IS showing a little bit! Please vote for me and not that mean old wackjob J Lo! Don’t you love me any more? Don’t you want me to win two years in a row? J Lo has twins and a mansion and that skinny dude and those great highlights and I have….dogs, that I dye to match my outfits. YOU GUYS, I DESERVE THIS.
LOVE,
Aubrey O’Day, Fug Madness Champion 2009″
