Show-offs.



Elisabeth Moss and Jon Hamm attend the premiere of "Mad Men" in Germany during the 2010
International Film and TV Festival in Cologne, Germany. Elisabeth Moss wore a Hervé Léger by Max Azria dress.







JON: I'm hung! Have you noticed?
ELISABETH: I have! And have you noticed my newly single body wrapped tightly for display?
JON: Uh-oh! My pants are moving! Stand back!

What is it with these two lately? Are they jealous of Christina Hendricks getting all the attention and they feel they need a little of that body-love? Not that we're complaining. We're not supercrazy about bandage dresses, but she definitely has the bod for it and she spends so much time on screen looking a little dowdy, so who can blame her for showing off the goods? Especially after ending a marriage that lasted about a semester?

As for him, if his stunning good looks and all-around hot nice guy demeanor weren't enough to make the average American male feel a little inferior, he's gotta start flaunting the bulge all the time.

Jon, buddy. We're enjoying the show but your suits have been getting tighter and shinier lately and we can't say we approve from a style perspective. And while our baser sides love a good bulge as much as the next pink-blooded American male, you might want to start considering boxer briefs to keep your Dick Whitman in check.