2011 Golden Globe Awards P1

Spectacular, as she almost always is. Love the exaggerated shoulders.

Lizzie wore a jewel tone, y'all! She LISTENED to us! Attagirl! The color suits. She sometimes makes the mistake of choosing dresses that don't travel well, though.

Love that she made an unconventional choice. We don't love the hair, though.

Queen Helen of Fuckinfantastica hauls out her tits again and we never get tired of looking at them.

The dress is okay, but the Agent 99 hair has got to go.

Another gal long in need of some color in her life, wearing a color. We think it looks fantastic on her.

It's a bit much, but if ever Mr. and Mrs. Douglas earned a little spotlight-grabbing, this was the night for it.

Kind of a neutral-colored yawn.
She fills it out and pulls it off, but it feels like she's trying a little hard and frankly, we should never have to say that about anyone who looks as good as Halle Berry does. The matching cuffs are a no.

That's just too much skirt for anyone who isn't royalty.

Pretty, if a little safe.

There's bringing the crazy to the red carpet and then there's beating you over the head with it. Still, we can't help but love the mismatched shoes a little.

We like it. The collar makes it, obviously. Should've worn the turban.

It fits her well and she's a redhead who can wear reds, but why does she always seem to insist on big ruffles or flourishes over her boobs? They really don't need any help. Not loving the hair.
It's a little religious cult from the waist up, and the blandness of the color works against it, but we like the shape - again with the accentuated shoulders - and the overall feel of this. Put it this way: it doesn't make us cringe and we can't always say that about her choices.

This looked a little more dramatic on television. Here, she looks washed out. Definitely could have used some showier jewelry. Although, given her hair color, we don't think this dress quite works.
Those are some mighty red lips. The one thing we don't like - the shoulder bow- is the only thing that gives it interest. It fits her well, though, and it's dramatic in an understated way.

Don't love matching the eyeshadow to the dress, but other than that, she looks fine.

She is more than likely going to get slammed for this, but we loved it for being both unconventional and otherwordly weird, which is pretty much Swinton to a T.

Horrible. Shockingly bad. She looks like a Valentine's day cake from a supermarket bakery. We are convinced this dress tastes like cheap sugary icing.